White Rabbits

My friend had this to say today:

You guys know about White Rabbits candy they give you at Chinese restaurants? Anyways my coworker got a handful on our way out from lunch and they were super hard (either from being cold or old). We get back to the office and this girl goes “hey let me have one of those.”  My coworker says “they are pretty hard, you might want to put it by your space heater for a minute.” Out loud in front of mad people I’m like “maybe stick it in your thank-you for 10 minutes.” Everyone goes WTF?

3 Responses to “White Rabbits”

  1. If his co-worker is a dime then she would have had to battle my D for thank-you room.

  2. This still makes me laugh every time I read it.

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