The Everlasting Bald Eagle

My friend, whose name will remain anonymous, recently hooked up with a hot chick 5 years his senior.  I saw her in person and let’s just say that any man on the planet would get after it.  Great body, cute face, fake pigs, the whole 9 if you will. 

He takes this girl home one night after a few dates, and before he thought it couldn’t get any better, he comes to find out that her thank-you is unusually soft, clean, and hairless.  He poses the question, how on earth do you get this puppy so amaizingly amazing?  Her reply, “Oh, well, I actually had laser treatment done about a year ago; I will never have a hair down there again my life”. 

Is this not top 10 coolest fucking things you have ever heard?  She took it upon herself to ensure that no man would ever have to get tangled in that mess again for life.  She deserves a Purple Heart, Grammy, National Holiday, a bullet point in the Declaration of Independence, to be bowed upon by all small Asian men upon entering a room, something. 

Only way that chick could get cooler is if she flew into town on business, invited my buddy over to her hotel room for an evening filled with middle BJ’s, let him sleep in a separate bed once the festivities were over, and not expect a call the next day.  Can you imagine if her last name was Zeropussyhair, or something along those lines?  That would put it over the top. 

This is a true story in entirety by the way. FC no A.